DT MEMES 2

[too_honest]

Teen Hormones





Alcohol, an irresponsible situation, and a backseat of a vehicle all optional. Teenage angst and hormones not optional. All teenage characters from any time, setting, or canon welcome, as are adult characters aged down.

• Just Feeling It Out: Maybe you'll finally get to touch a boob!
• Accidental Boner: Oh. Hi there, downstairs.
• Deep Kissing: Heavy tongue action.
• Flawless Approach: WILL YOU PLEASE HAVE THE SEX WITH ME? always works.
• Party: A crazy atmosphere can lead to crazy decisions.
• Goofballs: Both of you kind of suck at this, but at least you're cute.
• Experience Difference: It doesn't count if it's not with you. That's what you tell yourself, anyway.
• Boyfrands/Girlfrands: Finally rounding those bases with your honey.
• No Play: They've told you no touching them below the belt. Oops!
• Fumble: You touched the wrong place or said the wrong thing. Is this the end of your adventure.
• Desperate: Please, please, please, let me stick it in.
• Oral: Sometimes, you just want to kiss someone there.
• Feels So Good: Let's hope you can last.
• Love Confession: Now is a good a time as ever to tell them how you feel
• Success: Awww yeah, break out the cigarette.
• Failure: Hopefully they'll forgive you for staining their clothes.

SNEAKING around






Get the adrenaline pumping and your best game plan in motion, because you've got to be sneaky about your sexcapades. Whether you just like to take advantage of inopportune moments, like fucking before battles or in tight spaceship cockpits or when you have company, your relationship is...not opportune, or you two simply like to abscond during the in-between moments you have together, you'll soon learn to appreciate the fine art of intrigue and being covert.